How women are like cars...

[The Reverend Dark Angel]

You've got your rusted out old junkers that you'd just love to trade in for something better....

You've got your high priced luxurious ones that come fully loaded...

You've got your sporty, fits you perfectly and is fine tuned to your every desire ones...

You've got your affordable efficent ones...

And then you've got your SUV's, avoid these, they're too big and carry a lot of unnecesscary weight.

Add cars to = women at your pleasure

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If the Master does not approve, neither do you.

[heidi!]

Why do I kinda feel offended by this?..*L*

*slaps rev's ass*....If you are comparing women to cars...I should compare men to vegetables..Hmm..Lets see...
They're good heads ...If you like cabbage?

[Chilly]

uuuummmmm.............have to think about this one *LMAO*



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I am who I am and if you don't like me the way I am...TOUGH SHIT *S*

[Jen!]

Why do I get the feeling that the Rev is trying to start shit? To be honest I wouldnt want to associate with a guy like you Rev...your comments on women are very degrading. And dont get me wrong Im not a feminest by any means, hell I dont even like girls. But what kind of generalizing bullshit was that? Fuck bad day for Jen or what? *gives Rev a cookie and smacks him upside the head..er ass..same thing? *G

[rotten]

you don't like women jen? try not to be a dork please.

[Jen!]

umm J as hard as it might be..I dare you to try to not be a shit head..*G love ya!

[minnow]

I'm a feminist *L* (dunno if I've ever said that before :-) and I pretty much hate this thread *L*

[The Reverend Dark Angel]

Jen, I didn't direct a single car at a single person on this board. Now if I would have called you a rusted out old junker or an SUV, then that would give you room to be offended. But enough of that, would you rather me tell blonde jokes? Why were the blonde's boobs being stared at? She forgot to take the kleenex out of the box. *Eats the cookie and smacks you back*

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If the Master does not approve, neither do you.

[2CUTE]

*steals Rev's cookie n smacks him upside the head* NO...the blonde jokes will piss me off... *flicks your nose and walks away eating your cookie*

btw..is this thread revenge for the "If it's got tires or testicles...it's gonna give you problems" T-shirts? *G

[Më£ïñÐa]

BAWHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!
dayum! its suckin to be you,
right now*L*

*LMAO*

*i cant quit laf'n
what happen REV? did your car
..ermmmm!
backfire?? or what???

*still laf'n*

vegetables*L*

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Dont let this scare ya away or nuthing...k
..REV??......*L*